Mrs Fireshaper and I have met most of our neighbors in the apartment building since we moved in, making friends with one and just giving passing nods to others (a phantom resident lives in the apartment across from us but that’s a different story), but the other night we met one neighbor who seemed a bit on the not-so-friendly side. We had taken Amadeus outside since he had to go take care of nature’s call and we decided to let him play for a bit since it was nice out and it wasn’t too late. Normally I don’t think that 9PM is that late (I usually don’t think about going to bed until around 11:3PM) but I know that some people get up earlier than me and others just need to get more sleep, but apparently 9 at night is too late to be playing with your dog behind an apartment building. We were running around, with Amadeus on a leash, and just having fun when he ran up to one of the doors of our building, me in tow, and the door opened. I was told last night that the only person living there was male but what greeted me at the door was most definitely female, she was wearing a night gown and her hair looked like it was teased out.
The conversation was quick and simple –
Neighbor: I heard a lot of noise out here and wondered what was going on.
Me: Sorry, we were just playing with our dog.
She looks at me and slams the door as I walk away.
We weren’t making much noise, I didn’t think, and I didn’t know there was a lights-out rule in effect at an apartment complex. If you are living in an apartment you really can’t expect it to be quiet all the time, people take showers at 2AM but I don’t go over to their apartment, knock on their door, and ask what they are doing because they are making too much noise. After the fact I thought that our conversation should have gone a different way –
Neighbor: I heard a lot of noise and was wondering what was going on.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry I bothered you. I’m training my dog, you see, he works for the narcotics division. Oh, he seems to really like you and it looks like he smells something in your apartment. Do you mind if I search your place?
This neighbor also watched us from her window one day while we were walking Amadeus behind the building, and she has black trash bags on her bedroom windows. It’s always fun to have a nosy neighbor.